By Coral Barry
Chris Wood was once again missing from Leeds’ squad to face Cardiff – and Twitter had some interesting theories as to why.
The New Zealand striker has not featured since January 26 because of a hamstring injury but Steve Evans had assured fans 24 hours before the match that he would be in the matchday 18.
Wood is the Championship side’s top goalscorer and Leeds have managed just three goals in the five league matches he has missed.
Leeds announced their matchday squad without Wood anywhere in sight and Whites’ fans reacted with bewilderment and some outlandish conspiracy theories.
Steve Evans has eaten Chris Wood. #lufc
— ReinSchommer (@ReinSchommer) March 8, 2016
How many games now has Evans been saying wood will be ready for the next game? I'm sure he was gonna be ready for Watford? #lufc
— James Routledge (@Jroutledge3) March 8, 2016
The Watford game was on 20 February and Leeds lost 1-0.
— Hiden Seek (@hiden_seek_lufc) March 8, 2016
Chris Wood odds on favourite to be 2016 World Hide & Seek champion #lufc
— Neil Royce (@royceylufc) March 8, 2016
@lufc_dan I reckon Evans has killed him and is keeping his body in a freezer
— Macca (@bagster75) March 8, 2016
Heard Woods has clause in contract that if he plays 2 more games this season, MC and Terry have to have anal whilst being punch by WSL #lufc
— WingyLUFC (@WingyLUFC) March 8, 2016
Woods probably got a clause in his contract for getting X amount of goals. Thats why he won’t be played. #lufc
— Ben Roberts (@BenjiRoberts) March 4, 2016
Compared to most of Leeds’ fans believing Wood to have gone AWOL, these two supporters actually had the most reasonable explanations of the night.
Fully expecting Chris Wood to start for Wolves some day and the club to say they forgot to mention we sold him.. #lufc
— Adrian Sheehan (@asheehan180) March 8, 2016
Where is Chris Wood? Did #lufc sell him to China on the sly?
— Mark Wilson (@MarkWilsonRadio) March 8, 2016